To The Young Lady In Black Vinyl Pants
Or, Hopefully A Prelude
by a female Faust
Like the hottest chick in vinyl I have seen in quite some time,
For no one asset, one thinks in afterthough, as wit:
Such as would eagerly engage chance introductory line
to the effect that her ass so clad in blackest vinyl cried out — indeed — for — it.
Such wit quite often is its own indeed rward
Or so most every chick has had the luxury to think
What comes to mind at once is best— plan ahead & they’ll be bored
The future best works out its self, we say, & blink.
But lo, her slim envinyled bottom soon was unherneath my hand
Southern accent straight entreating — near commanding me to strike
Were I ship, before distracted, I had now lost all sight of land
Concerned instead with what this very pressing circumstance’s seeming like.
Such is the moment made immortal as much as have I skill
Every other likewise portal, should the two of us but will.
