wish you were here album art resembles an 80s interview with Trump

(so i helped it along)

Sonnet Letter To Mr. Tom Lehrer

To Mr. Tom Lehrer, A Letter In The Form Of A Sonnet

Or,  Repayment In Kind, Hopefully As Good As It Is Sincere

Re: An Important Message For Mr. Tom Lehrer. Dear Mr. Lehrer,  

I’ve meant to tell you something since forever —& realized I’d better plan — .

Lest my intentions be mistaken by some demon for mere asphalt. So you have this letter - 

I’ve gotten old enough to know I’d better try to reach you now while I still can.

For the subject, alas, of your effect (e.g., on me), its breadth, its heighth, its rise & run,

I’ve information & belief — non solus comments now, & here, sed etiam then, & there

(Darkly biting, acerbic, jaded, starkly mocking, pessimistic, or uninterested to a one) — 

That you calibrate a fondness always less than what you could (or couldn’t) care.

To be successful in the telling, to such a cynic as yourself, about a topic you eschew

— i.e. your Work, whose defense of Fundamental Virtue delights all those it teaches, still— 

Is difficult enough.  How much more so to get from there to somehow showing you

— & then of course to be as good — as I am sure you would — in my dreams I can, & will —  

But thank you, thank you, Mr. Lehrer. To work for Peace in such a warlike world requires —  inspiration — 

& thank you yet again because to not despair one sometimes needs — corroboration — 

by Johanna Faust

sent c/o dmdb.org & 

posted to Let’s Do & Say We Did

letsdoandsaywedid.blogspot.com 

September 8, 2019

Like Two In Somewhat More Than A Million | A Love Song By A Faust

Categorical Correlative, 

(Or, Odds Like Two In Somewhat More Than A Million)

a love song by a Faust

Assortative mating

Elective affinity

The hardest part was the waiting

It seemed like infinity

The recalibration

Of beliefs, of morality

An instantiation

Of achievable parity

Confirmation unbiased

Undeniably plausible

The ending is nighest

When the program is pause-able

Re-: all i sing, in stating, -inventing, our virtues but hen’s teeth, understand, are deviation:

Not only whip-smart, but, rarer, we are honest also, & true; & could (I agree) restart civilization

Be seeing you.

Love Song (Or Question Rhetorical) Written Years Ago But Rediscovered Upon Booting An Old Laptop

Question Rhetorical

a love song by a Faust

Without someone to share it with

what would your life be worth?

a lot less than you paid for it i'm sure

not enough to get some people out of bed

Without someone like you, to care for

me, i know i'd wander all the Earth

thoughtless, plans ill laid, unfit, no cure

for what such rough neglect will have had done to me instead

Without true Love (and rare it is)

the messiness of birth

what Destiny has caught, afraid, impure,

a rough few overcome,  but master fewer

c. 2014 to corporanon

LavaMae Makes People Smell Good

L a v a   M a e 

Or In Thanks For Making My Good Friend Both Happy And Clean

a poem by a Faust,  July 2019

Looking good and feeling good are still no good if vouch can nought

as easily be safed along avenues public of olfaction; since

virtue will not seek you, it is she who must be sought

and that most diligently and often, if one wants satisfaction. Whence

Many who come out early on a summer Friday morning, yet at arms-distances hold

all and anyone who would otherwise (and who could blame them?) take offense,

enjoy instead (because LavaMae) such fragrant transformation as may make Oakland awkward bold.

To Honee Who Will Soon Be Ninety-Nine

To Honee 

Who Will Soon Be Ninety Nine

How like a flower is a human being, rare and exquisite

Once perfect new, then unfolding as delicious years, delight;

Now shines so through that cats & children treat you like a God

Even stronger still is happiness, & contagious, I caught it at one glance;

Every blessing may it rush to you and yours, but eager for the chance.

Happy Birthday from Johanna Faust

who saw your picture on Twitter

Empathy is Nothing (@AmandaPalmer)

 Be seeing you.

To A Young Author, Or, A Necessary Preface To Any Advice

revised from this

Because Truth Is Sometime Happy, Or, @DavePBrown | a poem by a Faust

Because Truth Is Sometime Happy

Or, @DavePBrown

Assuring confidence, this would’ve been a work of which I was already proud,

Had not every upload attempt, by malfeasant Imp of Twitter most perverse,

failed outright.  Browsers hanging. Keyboard useless...  But for superstition disallowed,

the anecdotal details might well’ve served as evidence of supernatural curse –

But what if it were not demonic, but angelic, the extranormal Agency involved?

Sent to prevent inept repurposing which, reconsidered, would not suit

the conjuring strange & beautiful upon which I’d secretly resolved;

For all Purposes profound and delicate must needs new fancies to transmute.

So it is with these words own very selves. They would both hide and seek

The one from your indifference, the other, for what else but consideration,

&, as they say, “if God be willing, and waters rise not in the creek,”

my initial intentions may perhaps survive, intact & hopeful expectation...

For when in hindsight reconsidered, what matters most in all Event is Choice –

Desire may petition any for its fancy, yes – if it be but mindful – of its voice –

by @femalefaust, Spring Equinox, 2019

ROSES, Or, What It Is To Be Loved Well & For Long | a poem by a Faust

ROSES

Or What It Is To Be Loved Well & For Long

a poem by a Faust

the love of my life roses gave all to me

at fourteen minutes to eleven at night

I didn’t know how ...the money... ...How can we?

 He said, you can do what you want, its allight—

 (Like Morticia, perversities, would I happily)

Eyes sparking a mischief playful and good

(do to roses, as my Gomez said usually)

I suddenly knew — how we could.

— They were on sale, I guessed from his smiling

They are beautiful, I said. Beautiful. Like you 

(How much, I still tried not to be thinking...)

Now he pulls them out, in a pretty vase too —

(He is kissing me with his eyes.) They were free.

It was an hour before Trader Joes closed, Valentines 

(I love him so much, how well he knows me)

The night unexpected now perfect besides.

Prayer For The Enemy Of Seeming Distant Evil

Prayer For The Enemy Of Seeming Distant Evil 

@M_BinA7mad #poem by @femalefaust

perspicacity an evident Virtue

greatness displayed in restraint

speak about falsehoods but True

educate action but feint

by Angels escorted, this creature of Thine

blue eyed hunter protected by Power divine

The Love Of My Life Is Proof | a poem by a Faust

 #TheLoveOfMyLifeIs proof 

of the Divine, should I want it yet ever or need; 

Even as against cruel elements, roof; 

Even as is, against evil misdeed, 

Or 'gainst betrayal perfidious, Truth, 

Or misunderstanding by accident planned,

Or carelessness more short of sight sure, & less ruth,

Or thorough the overwhelmingly just-cannot-stand,

See your Love patient & honest, clearsighted, 

Seeing you better yet still unaffrighted

dedicated to My Love

by a female Faust